look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
