Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
if only i could text you this smell
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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