you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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