I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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