OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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