booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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