so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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