I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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