I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There's always time for handjobs
I'm at about main and main street
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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