Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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