I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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