took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
