I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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