we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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