You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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