Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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