she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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