Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Randomize
