is your mom at the bar?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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