There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
