PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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