hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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