I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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