Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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