i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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