# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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