In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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