Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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