tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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