The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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