I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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