If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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