I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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