You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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