I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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