Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
only you would photoshop your dick
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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