Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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