And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i believe in u and ur pee
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