I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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