It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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