Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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