Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Drake has all the answers
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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