That's intense
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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