Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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