Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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