i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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