i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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