Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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