I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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