I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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