U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I wish there were birth control emojis
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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