Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She said her name was "party"
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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