How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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