I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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