You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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