I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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