Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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bring money and cleavage
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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