just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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